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gringolet

you know how theyll do shakespeare stagings where the setting is modern day but nothing else is different so its just a wierd anachronistic mess in the best way? i think we should do that with arthuriana

gringolet

lancelot three weeks late to rescue guinevere because metro doors closed on his gay little knight cape forcing him to ride till the end of the line at which point he gets fined for fare dodging because he only paid for a zone one ticket and hes crying and trying to explain that he didn’t actually intend to travel to zone three but somehow he ends up slaying several bystanders and fleeing into the night